Wellness & Celebration
I got home from work yesterday and I wasn't feeling too hot so I decided to implement the "Rule of Eleven." It's a simple formula that, when applied correctly, will alleviate the symptoms of an on coming cold. This of course needs to be implemented immediately once you have accurately diagnosed the symptoms to be cold related and not that of some tainted piece of postal mail. The rule of 11 is quite straight forward. After all when you're coming down with a cold you don't have time for complicated mathematics. So if you're looking for the recipe for wellness, in a pronto manner, look no further.
PRONTO WELLNESS (Serving size - 1)
11 quarts of water
11 grams of vitamin C
11 multivitamins over the course of two days
11 hours of sleep
11 Cups of orange juiced (freshly squeezed)
11% more food
1.1 shots of the green flavored Nyquil
11cc Morphine (optional)
Mix in a very large bowl aptly called a "stomach" and re-apply until desired effects are achieved.
On a lighter less bacterial note, I'd like to send my best wishes to Merc on his birthday. Happy Birthday to you Merc! (Take it easy on the wine alright?)
Speaking of wine and celebrations, my little sister turns 21 on Saturday. It still hasn't quite sunk in yet that she's of legal age to "begin" drinking. I guess I'm not allowing it to sink in because once it does I'll realize my own age. In any case, most all of her friends have yet to hit the big 21 so it looks like I will be taking on the responsibility of showing her a good time Saturday - which is preciously what I'm looking to do.
Unfortunately a "good time" in down town Seattle doesn't seem to come around as often and as much as it should, at least with respect to the night life. I have been in a bunch of different urban sprawls in this country and Seattle has to have one of the weakest nightlife's of any big city that I have ever encountered. Then again the city doesn't necessarily dictate the fun factor in each evening's outing. That tends to depend on who you go out with. Despite that, Seattle's nightlife is still quite weak.