Destitute
Talk about scary. I knew that the people in the Seattle Puget Sound area were always a little on the lame side, but this really takes the cake. Half a million dollars spent on donuts in only seven days?! Talk about a travesty. They're just fukin' donuts folks. Deep fried dough brushed with corn syrup. That's all they are. That's all they were. And that's all they ever will be.
So now that this whole Krispy Kreme fad has run it's course, I think that the american public can now move on to it's next abomination.
Here's another lame humanistic quality that I've been pondering - Why does the "idiot factor" only apply to humans? You never see a pig putting two thousand dollar rims on his four hundred dollar tractor do you? You never see a lion intentionally puke up a good antelope because he's trying watch his waist line. You never hear about a faction of giraffes burning hippos at the stake simply because the hippos wouldn't convert. And you never hear about crocodiles waiting in line seven hours for fried fish donuts.
The idiot factor only applies to humans. Why? Because humans are idiots, that's why.