14Nov/010
Fun
Here's another major psychotic hatred of mine - Why are the smallest candy bars called fun size? That doesn't make any sense at all. They aren't fun. They're too damn small to be any fun. If we're going to have truth in advertising I think "fun size" should denote candy bars that are no less than 15 pounds in total weight, and that measure no less than three feet in length. Can you imagine knawing on the end of a fifteen pound candy bar? Talk about fun shit ehh. Now that's "fun size"!