black clover never let them make you crawl

Wild Waves

I’ve always been amazed and oddly fascinated by guys who, when urinating, piss straight into the water in the urinal. What are they doing? Are they trying to create bubbles or music? Are they trying to penetrate and drill a hole straight through the porcelain? Don’t they know what a mess their making?! Pissing straight into the water creates microcurrents within the shallow belly of the urinal that sends pissy excrement all over the place. It splashes and sloshes like an overfilled martini glass and ends up on the floor, on the wall, on the brim and, as disgusting fate had it earlier today, on my boots. It’s about time we demand more cleanliness from men. “Piss at an angle into the urinal wall for fucks sake.”