Pitchforks and Wine Cork
A few people have asked for it, a few others have frantically begged for it, and then there’s this one guy who wouldn’t get off my ass about it, so, I’m finally bringing it. I’ve added my wine feed to this site. This is my entire catalogue of every wine note, every pour, every sip, every taste, and every swallow from here on out. I’m looking to make the largest, most verbose, straight forward, revolutionary, in your face, explosive, sadistic, evil, charming, ass kicking wine journal there is. I’ve seen those people in the wine aisle at the grocery, yeah, you know who you are. You buy the Yellow Tail shiraz or that Red Knot bullshit because of the slick marketing and product placement and to be honest, I can’t blame you. But at the end of the day wine does not belong to the marketing department, it does not belong to graphic designers and it doesn’t belong to an elite class of rich men and condescending sycophants, it belongs to you and I. I’m doing my part. I’m bringing the wine back and I’m going to continue to invest my palate and liver to the cause. For those that know me personally, this is nothing new. Wine has been my thing since early on in college, early on since childhood really, but now I’m going to drop it down on virtual paper and hopefully you get a little something out of it, enough at least to walk into a wine shop and eschew that yellow tail bullshit. As the resident minister of wine propaganda I'm always in the neighborhood for a good bottle so if you have a unique pour, something you really like, please feel free to hit me up. I'm always in the mood for a good recommendation, pineapple wine need not apply. See you at the bar. Bring your attitude and pitchforks.