30Sep/094
Frog Cake
When it comes to perspective, I don’t know. Maybe I’m fortunate or enlightened or hell, even jaded. But what gives with all this drama and depression in the first world? People thinking life is so difficult and oppressive. Everything is such a gigantic drag. Fuck. I am just happy to have been born human. And not a cow or a tree or a panda bear. Nothing against panda bears. Life is rad. Imperfect, partly unplanned, but rad.
As someone far more eloquent than I once said, “life is not difficult, it’s just not easy.” Amen.
September 30th, 2009 - 23:04
Nice slap.
And, yes, nothing against panda bears. :)
September 30th, 2009 - 23:16
And for the record, this was written hours before you requiring a slap
October 1st, 2009 - 17:01
Yeah, I figured it was. An interesting coincidence, though. This was basically the slap I needed.
November 15th, 2009 - 21:15
Pandas are so fail they can’t be bothered to fuck. They have to show them pandaporn to try to get them to breed.