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3May/103

Kiss Fresh

I am actively soliciting feedback on new toothpaste. Looking for a new brand that doesn't leave my mouth numb, like licking tigerbalm off an ass, nor dry and scratchy like eating sidewalk chalk.

I am convinced such a tube of paste does not exist.

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  1. gigihead
    May 3rd, 2010 - 20:49

    http://www.tomsofmaine.com/products This is good stuff. Subtle hint of mint and gives you a clean feeling.

  2. Creech
    May 4th, 2010 - 13:01

    Maybe the problem is that you want it in a tube. I prefer Mentadent, which is not in a tube.

    Plus, how do you know what it tastes like to lick tigerbalm off an ass?

  3. Manda
    May 4th, 2010 - 20:12

    It’s not a new brand and I have no idea if it’s “the best,” but I use Colgate Total plus Whitening…and I use the tooth PASTE not the GEL. The gel is no bueno. My mouth feels clean, doesn’t leave a horrible taste and, to me, doesn’t taste like chalk.


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