black clover » bathroom http://blackclover.org never let them make you crawl Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:52:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Suck http://blackclover.org/2009/02/suck/ http://blackclover.org/2009/02/suck/#comments Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:57:20 +0000 dz http://blackclover.org/?p=1188

The beauty with video lays within it's ability to tell a rich, dynamic story with nothing but the basic and minimal of inputs. Take my recent trip to the bathroom. No commentary, editing, or poppy swank background music required. I could make one of those "priceless" visa mastercard jokes, but I'll refrain.

]]> http://blackclover.org/2009/02/suck/feed/ 1 Wild Waves http://blackclover.org/2003/08/wild-waves/ http://blackclover.org/2003/08/wild-waves/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2003 15:09:27 +0000 dz http://blackclover.org/?p=209 I’ve always been amazed and oddly fascinated by guys who, when urinating, piss straight into the water in the urinal. What are they doing? Are they trying to create bubbles or music? Are they trying to penetrate and drill a hole straight through the porcelain? Don’t they know what a mess their making?! Pissing straight into the water creates microcurrents within the shallow belly of the urinal that sends pissy excrement all over the place. It splashes and sloshes like an overfilled martini glass and ends up on the floor, on the wall, on the brim and, as disgusting fate had it earlier today, on my boots. It’s about time we demand more cleanliness from men. “Piss at an angle into the urinal wall for fucks sake.”

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